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Tuesday, 2 September 2008

Big ones

I was walking down the road on my way to buy some pillows and stuff for my new bed, when a slightly tubby thirty-something builder man got out of his van and shouted to his slightly tubby builder-pal "Hey, tell her what you said earlier. Tell her what you said about breasts!"

I ignored him and walked ahead, looking like I wasn't at all bothered while secretly wondering what he had said about breasts, and what I should have said in response. I assure you, in my head, I was post-hilarious.

In the shop, I bought bedding and such, having discovered that double beds aren't double the size of single beds OR big enough for two people. Well I mean really.

On the way home, I turned the corner onto my street and once again encountered builder man, who, as he passed me, said in happy Welsh tones, "BIG ones."

Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, 'Anna, how did you stop yourself from pouncing and making sweet sweet love to him right there on the pavement?'

I don't know, guys... I just don't know.


  1. Men are such pigs.

    Eat all day, smell bad, make snorting sounds while they sleep, have 30-minute orgasms.... oh wait, we don't get that last one.... I think....

  2. I have often wondered exactly what is doubled in a double bed because, as you say, it certainly isn't capacity or area.

  3. You should have said actually they are not as BIG as you think!? infact two singles does not make a double. My guess is tht his breasts were bigger than yours. Anyway enough of breats for now, my wife is such a bed hogger that we bought a Queen sized bed when actually it was a SUPER king sized bed which really is massive. Only i was confused as in this unequal world we live in you would expect the king size to be bigger than queen size. Anyway anna Im impressed that you didnt lamp the builder one, VERY impressed. I found you through asbo.

  4. hahah thanks dtm, good to have you with us! It's true, breasts were about the only thing me and builder man had in common.

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