Hormonal disaster area

I've just come around from... not a nightmare, it felt too real... details are hazy, but I'll tell you what I can remember.

My hair went mad.
I had a wild gleam in my eye.
Frothed at the mouth.
I cried a lot.
Might have accused my boyfriend of oppressing me.

This is why they shouldn't let women read, it gives us funny Ideas!

My poor love... over the past hour or so he's had to put up with me saying the most insane things, crying, laughing, sulking... for the sake of humanity, I'm going to quarantine myself for the next four days. Kthxbai.